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Snickers and crack???
Okay does anyone with any Urban credentials work for the Snickers marketing team……..I saw a billboard in Kent,Wa this weekend that said ……..”Sling some rocks at Chockoliath”………ok I get the throw rocks at Goliath thing, but sling some rocks……don’t they know that is street slang for selling crack…….and this Billboard was not in the best of neighborhoods……I wish I had my camera that day.
Addictive
U.L.O Thank You Letter III
Robert Guillaume
………sometimes in life you have to say thank you to the people who help capture and cultivate your imagination….
Dear Mr. Guillaume,
I must say when it comes to acting I feel that you are one of the best, you have entertained millions with you’re classic distinguished acting style,the old re-runs of Soap and Benson still make us laugh(especially when you’re on the screen) to this very day. The movie Lean on Me and The Lion King were truly two of your most memorable roles for me when it came to movies. I will never forget your role as Isacc Jaffee in “Sports Tonight” it was brilliant and gutsy, your singing voice strong and powerful was dynamic in ” Phantom of the Opera”, your portfolio of work and your invaluable lessons of courage should always be recognized by future artist.
Toast to Mr. Guillaume
♥written & posted by J.Riggs 6-11-09♥
Time for some Eddie this Weekend!!!
Hey everyone make sure you go out and support the new Eddie Murphy movie out this weekend it’s called “Imagine That”, I’m glad to see Eddie making movies for Dads (and families of course) to take there children out to see, the question is does Eddie still have it……….of course he does!!!
U.L.O Random Thoughts II
These are just some thoughts that ran through my mind this week
……..I’ve never had lobster…..warm beer should be illegal……I’m only leaving this guy a $2.00 tip……why should I have to tip he only brought me one beer…..Prince turns 51 this weekend…..wow……….I Wanna be your Lover…… are crabs and lobsters cousins……75 degrees this weekend!!…..what ever happened to Jenny Jones……she wore a raspberry beret, the kind ya find in a second hand store……. when is Boondock’s season 3 coming out………the new Tarantino movie looks crazy…..oh Land of the Lost starts this weekend……I should just wait for the DVD…..what was the name of the lizard creatures from Land of the Lost……where is Doug E. Doug…….housequake… set DVR for Shalamar story on TV One for June 7……Jenny Jones and Prince have the same Birthday…..no way……the sleestaks
♥written & posted by J.Riggs 6-5-09 ♥
Toast 2 Prince & Jenny Jones
U.L.O Random Thoughts
……….These are some of the thoughts that went through my head during the course of a day…….or a week
….. I hate flip-flops……..”Damn” I love that Breaking Bad show on AMC……Oooh Sushi sounds good….Why is it getting so hard to find clothes that fit right…..maybe I’m getting fat?….where the hell is Chris Tucker…why do people in Seattle loose their minds when it hits 60 degrees… or higher….how come there is no button for degree on my keyboard….Terminator Salvation kind of sucked….oohh this Sushi is tasty….”Damn” I love The Game (tv show) not the rapper….he ’s cool though……why is Wheel of Fortune still on TV…..is that Vanna White……what ever happened to Stoney Jackson…..i want a motor scooter….oohh is it okay to eat 3 day old sushi…damn I miss Rick James
Toast to Sushi & Rick
Beavers, Donkeys and Co-Workers??
……..The good thing about having a blog is that sometimes after a hard day of work you can come home and vent via the blog, the co-workers I work with are how do you say it …..weird,anal,and spoiled. I work for a certain warehouse chain…….(let’s just say you can buy huge amounts of toilet paper and tuna fish in bulk) well anyway there is this one particular guy who I have been working with for over 10 years now, and he has been a (insert your favorite derogatory name here) since day one, I just don’t understand this guy, he is rude to everyone, he has been known to sabotage the work of others, he is just one of those people who sucks the life out of a room……or a warehouse, the thing that bothers me the most is that upper management can’t catch this guy doing anything wrong, even though they have their suspicions, this guy has been there for 13 years and they still can’t pin anything on him, the best way to describe this guy is to compare him to Eddie Haskal from “Leave it to Beaver”, when management is around he is laughing and joking with them , but as soon as they turn their backs he is just a complete ass to all his fellow co-workers, we have complained and went to the “uppers” (as we like to call them) but to no avail they never seem to witness any of his devious behavior. This guy has frustrated so many co-workers for years, that pretty much everyone avoids him like the plague, but as of today I decided to just let all my anger and frustration go with this post, and actually just by typing this post I already feel good……….oh by the way here is a picture of my co-worker…..
My Co-Worker
Ahh I actually feel better now!! …….you should try it!!
♥written & posted by J.Riggs 5-20-09♥
Blame it on the E-eeconomy
……….hey some funny stuff here, they took the Jamie Foxx smash hit “Blame it on the Alcohol”, and turned it into “Blame it on the Economy”……Sarah Palin even plays a small cameo role!……….LOL
Toast 2 Parody
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