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A slice of varietyArchive for April, 2009
…ahhh The Piguman Flu!!
…….Once again being politically correct rears it’s head , you have a certain group of people saying please do not use the word “swine” in describing the latest flu epidemic, okay we should call it the “Mexican Flu” but wait that is racist, well then call it the Latin Flu…..well that is still kind of racist, so what do we call it?……..here are some suggestions
-The Border Flu…..no then the Canadians might get offended
-The Upper Central Latino Flu…..U.C.L.F for short ….no then U.C.L.A might get upset because it could hurt enrollment
-Obvious choice would be the Pig Flu……..no then Miss. Piggy would be pissed off
-The Pork Flu……can’t use that then the Pork Industry would really raise hell
-ahh here’s one …. The Piguman Flu!!…….it’s pig and human combined….we have a winner!!….who could that possibly offend??
actually in all seriousness if you have any questions just go to www.cdc.gov for all the proper information on this outbreak, and remember just by washing your hands and covering your mouth when you sneeze or cough helps out alot also.
written & posted by j.riggs 4-29-09
Purple Sophistication part II….
……Actually this is in conjunction with part one of the Tavis Smiley /Prince interview, we discovered alot about Prince in the first 22 minutes of his Tavis Smiley interview, here are some things we learned……..
-he is very competitive
-was teased as a child
-has a sister!!……I didn’t know that
-has a mean side
-dealt with Epilepsy as a child
-his father was hard on him
-likes constructive criticism
-doesn’t vote
-was deeply affected by Dick Gregory’s “State of the Black Union”
-finds that most people are respectful to his face
-but some have been disrespectful but he holds no grudges towards them
Prince
Part 2 to the interview to air today on PBS
you can find new music from Prince on his website www.lotusflower.com
How come this never happens at K.F.C…..???
…..People….People ….People….what is wrong with people, check out these news clips, fortunately no one was hurt…..I hope…..
Destiny’s Obsession…..??
…….Beyonce’ hits number one again, not on the music charts but at the box-office, her movie “Obsessed” burned the competition with $28.5 million to take the #1 spot. Obsessed was shown on 2,514 screens across the country averaging $11,336 per theaters, it’s unlikely she will be able to stay at the top because next Friday the big summer movie season starts with latest X-men movie, but she should still be in the top 3……..be sure to check out the U.L.O movie review in the movie section!
Number #1
Purple Sophistication….
…….look who popped up on the Tavis Smiley show, the one and only Prince, you can catch the full interview on the Tavis Smiley Show on P.B.S April 27-28……set your Tivo’s and D.V.R’s for this one…is it me or when you think of Purple you automatically think of Prince?
Toast 2 Prince
Sometimes in Life you just have to say ….
Toast 2 Phuket!
Phuket……yea I’m thinking the same thing too…..cool name……..if you need to get away what a place to go visit!
2 Tears in a bucket!
PHUKET!!
Just Phuket!!
U.L.O Random Pic of the Week……
Oh so cute …..
Why are kids so darn cute??
U.L.O Flashback of the Week….”I was a King with Auto Reverse”
Toast 2 Technology
We have come along way in portable technology, remember the good old days when you had to actually rewind and fast forward…..if you had auto reverse then you wer’e ahead of the game…..also isn’t nice that you don’t spend a fortune in batteries now!
Caveman.....
Caveman with Fire
Caveman with Alien Technology
Alien...
Does he sign his checks with that name???
Happy 45th Birthday to Cedric the Entertainer, look for some new Cedric projects to come out this summer. I still say he ’s classic in the “Steve Harvey Show”………I think Cedric should have his own late night talk show one day… ..he’s a Taurus so he likes the attention.
Ced's Family
Toast 2 Ceddy!!
Oh by the way….about Madea
……just a quick post to let you know about Tyler Perry’s “Madea goes to Jail” it currently stands at ($90.485 million dollars) wow!!……it’s still playing on 169 screens across America, bringing in an average of ($577.00) dollars a day, not bad for 8 1/2 weeks worth of work.
I'm Rich B**ch!!
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